"Mathnastics"

“Over the last few days, I have intensified my training. You may ask for what activity are you in training? Well, I am calling it “Mathnastics”. I compare it to the sport of gymnastics. Though I have not had any formal training in this sport at any time in my life, I have watched Olympian Gymnastic Athletes perform incredible feats in their sport. While training in my “Mathnastics” school, I have envisioned myself as a gymnast’s; I balance on the beams of quadratic equations; circle the bar around Trigonometry; flip onto heights with exponents and logarithms; finish in perfect poise having been firmly fixed on functions.